This is the front of a new greeting card I’ll be adding the Wide Sarcasm Sea shop soon. Inspiration came from a book I was reading in which a picture of a toilet paper roll in a slide presentation was used to illustrate sales declining (or going down the toilet, if your will.) The picture struck me as funny and then I thought about when toilet paper rolls aren’t so funny. Like when you’re stranded on the toilet because your honey forgot to change the roll before you. My honey doesn’t usually forget. I guess that makes me a lucky girl.